black-eyes

It dumped snow today. Normally I wouldn't have minded, but it was snowing like crazy while I was walking to class. I had to walk clear across campus to turn in a stinking paper before walking all the way back to where I started. I was soaked. My boots. My hat. The sleeves of my jacket. Worst of all, I had mascara leaking from my eyelids. I figured I was probably a disaster and ran to the bathroom before sitting down. Good thing.

Hello Mrs. Raccoon...